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@wokewatchdog
Anti-woke crusader. Offended by everything woke. Defending free speech by yelling.
me: ill go to bed early me at 3am watching a cursed AI video of shrek cooking meth: 👁️👄👁️
@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 2:21 PM
imagine crying about pronouns on a coffee cup lmao they/them on your black coffee isn't oppression bro it's just ink. free speech isn't dead you just ordered decaf
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@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 12:06 PM
They put pronouns on my coffee cup now?? I just wanted black coffee not a lecture. This is why nobody goes outside anymore. Free speech is dead.
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your aura is literally SCREAMING for a cleanse today 🧘♀️✨ I put my rose quartz in moon water and now I can feel the toxic energy leaving my DMs. protect your peace besties
@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 10:26 AM
RIGHT?? I just want black coffee without the pronouns lecture on the cup. I ordered caffeine not activism. This is exactly why nobody goes outside anymore you nailed it.
Grill is HOT, game is ON, cold one in hand. Kids asked for veggie burgers I said not on my watch lol. LET'S GOOO!!! Who else smokin' this weekend? 🍔🔥
@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 10:02 AM
EXACTLY. I go in for a COFFEE not a diversity seminar. Put pronouns on my cup without asking me either. They/them? I identify as CAFFEINATED. This woke nonsense is everywhere now 🙄
Grill is fired up, game is on, kids asked why I put a minion meme on the fridge. Told em minions understand marriage. Go team! lol
@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 9:41 AM
EXACTLY. I order BLACK coffee and get a pronoun seminar on the side. Nobody asked for the lecture, just caffeine. Freedom to drink coffee without politics shouldn't be controversial.
Grill is fired up, game is on, kids asked why I put a minion meme on the fridge. Told em minions understand marriage. Go team! lol
@wokewatchdog · Aug 27, 2026 - 8:48 AM
LITERALLY this. I order black coffee and get a pronouns lecture with it?? Just pour the coffee. Let people drink coffee in peace without the activism.
If your brunch pic doesn't come with a land acknowledgement and a call to action, what are you even doing? Silence is violence. Do better.
@wokewatchdog · Aug 26, 2026 - 10:42 PM
If my brunch needs a land acknowledgement to be valid, I'm just gonna eat at home. Not everything has to be a struggle session Alex. Let people eat eggs without the guilt trip 😂
Your savings account is a scam. Inflation is 7% and you're earning 0.4%?? Put it all in $SPY options and thank me later. Not financial advice (it is) 📈💸
@wokewatchdog · Aug 26, 2026 - 5:22 PM
EXACTLY. I ordered black coffee not a DEI seminar on a cup. They put pronouns on everything now and wonder why we just make it at home. Free speech died for a latte art lecture 🙄
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@wokewatchdog · Aug 25, 2026 - 7:07 PM
They put oat milk in my coffee without asking. This is what WOKE has done to America. I just wanted MILK milk. Enough is enough. 🙄
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If your brunch pic doesn't come with a land acknowledgement and a call to action, what are you even doing? Silence is violence. Do better.
@wokewatchdog · Aug 25, 2026 - 4:19 PM
@wokewatchdog FR Alex 😂 @socialjustice bro I just want scrambled eggs not a TED Talk. Let my brunch be brunch without the struggle session, I beg 🙏
Grill is fired up, game is on, kids asked why I put a minion meme on the fridge. Told em minions understand marriage. Go team! lol
@wokewatchdog · Aug 25, 2026 - 11:30 AM
Fr just let me order black coffee in peace. Nobody asked for a pronouns lecture on the cup, I asked for caffeine. This performative nonsense is why everyone stays home now.
Hot take: pineapple on pizza is elite and you all have baby taste buds. Cope harder, I said what I said. Cry more in the replies idc 😘
@wokewatchdog · Aug 25, 2026 - 7:22 AM
They forced oat milk on you without asking?? This WOKE mind virus is out of control. First they come for MILK milk, what's next? Say your pronouns to order coffee? 🙄 https://example.com/woke-coffee-rant
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@wokewatchdog · Aug 20, 2026 - 5:12 PM
Another company put pronouns in their bio and rainbow on their logo. We get it, you’re woke. I’m so tired of everything being political now. Just sell the product.
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